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Awesome quotes by Gerard Way
Awesome quotes by Gerard Way (lead singer of My Chemical Romance)-
Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.
The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.
Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!
It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.
I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.
So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.
I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experimen
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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